The Best Divorce Story Ever

I’ve had opportunity to talk Divorce with other divorced individuals. I don’t know why we like to share our short Divorce stories but often we do. I’m usually told you have the Best Divorce Story I’ve ever heard, followed with much laughter and some shaking of heads.

the best divorce story ever

My divorce story the short and sweet version. I was divorced on a Tuesday of the same week my ex-husband was being married to his then current fiancée, that Saturday!

I got a free divorce and his new wife paid for that divorce. I truly thank and appreciate her for that until this day! Our divorce was a last minute divorce. His lawyer penciled us in because there was only a few days until the wedding.

I was told to be at the Courthouse around 8am. That was a long weird day. We waited and waited and around Noon the Court closed for lunch. No lawyer in sight yet. I had lunch with my then husband. A lot of unwanted conversation.

Then the worst conversation took place. My husband began to express how pretty I was and how much he’d miss me. How his new wife looked pretty with makeup on, see I didn’t wear makeup. He then suggested we go take a drive and have sex for the last time. Yes. Yes, he spent at least 15-20 minutes trying to convince me to leave the Courthouse drive to a nearby location and have sex with him in my car. That did NOT happen!

An hour or so later the lawyer arrived and we were soon divorced. His 2nd marriage by the way didn’t last long, before a year they weren’t even living in the same household anymore.

So that’s how I always seem to have the Best Divorce Story ever! Yes. Yes, I’m still shaking my head too!

God is so Good! I have Peace and I’m happy in my single life.

“And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and mind through Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:7 KJV


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